When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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