they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I would fuck him just for his dog
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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