I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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