I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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