Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
