Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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