I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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