come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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