For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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