i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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