Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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