i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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