Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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