her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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