we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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