Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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