My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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