So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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