Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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