there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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