found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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