I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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