So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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