Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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