At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
