we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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