look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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