if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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