well most of my day revolves around power hour
Operation Purity has been aborted
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
