is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
its liver damage thursday
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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