I CAN MOONWALK!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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