Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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