you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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