Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
handjob tips. give me some.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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