So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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