I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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