That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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