this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
