: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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