people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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