Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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