Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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