Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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