STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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