you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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