talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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