babies were throwing up all over the place
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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