Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
