Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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