I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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