arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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