called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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