i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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