I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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