Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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