That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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